EMBARRASSING STORIES: VIDEO INCLUDED

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Hello everyone and welcome back! Throughout my life I’ve been known to be the one always getting hurt. And it’s been a while since I did a storytime video, so I thought this would be a good place to start. These are some of my best stories.
A couple years back, I worked at the burger king downtown. Every friday and saturday night i worked until 4am. this was before any of my thyroid problems were diagnosed, but the symptoms were prominent and it was always extremely difficult for me to stay up this late. One evening, my good friends picked me up from work so I didnt have to waste money on a cab. As we were leaving, I was absolutely distracted by the thought of finally getting to bed. I guess I didn’t know my own strength, because I threw the front door open and it whacked me in the forehead so hard I saw stars and started to black out. Once I composed myself, I looked in the mirror and I had a literal egg forming on my forehead. My vision was cloudy, my thoughts were scattered, and at 4:30 in the morning they brought me to the emergency room. So much for going to bed. Luckily it was empty, and I got in right away because I gave myself a mild concussion and ended up having to go for a catscan to make sure no other damage was made.
The second story takes place when I was about five or six. My neighbors down the street were a pair of brothers from Jamaica. Amazing kids. *side note; this story happened the day I got my first swing set. On this day, coincidentally both of my front teeth were hanging by literal threads. The two boys came over to play with me, and my glorious swing set. I don’t know about you but when I was a kid I loved to put my head back and just let my body swing, it was a great feeling. Now I get motion sickness, but back then it was good. At this time, I was so excited to have this swing set, the first thing I did was sit down, close my eyes and start swinging. As I put my head back, to enjoy myself, but the older brother was standing behind me. Somehow, I whacked my face off the back of his head, and the teeth that were hanging by threads became entangled in his dreadlocks and ripped out of my face. I screamed bloody murder. I still think he was more traumatized than I was.
Finally, this story isn’t about me, but one of my good childhood friends. As kids, our parents bowled on a league together every friday night, her mom and my mom and dad. The 5 of us, and my dads best friend would all drive together in my dads five seater car. Four in the back two in the front. My dad smokes cigarettes. On the way home one night, we were just about home when my dad threw about half a cigarette out of the front window, it then proceeded to fly back in the vehicle through the open back window and landing in my friends hair. This particular friend was mixed, so her hair was extremely curly when we were kids, the left side of her hair ignited and went up in flames in a tiny enclosed car with six people illegially crammed inside of it. moral of the story, use the car ash tray.
I guess the moral to all of this is to pay attention to your surroundings, because either you can end up with missing teeth or your hair up in flames.

WTF is B.U.WHY? 

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I’ve always wanted to do a random series on YouTube, just little episodes building or playing around with mundane things. Whilst wondering around the dollar store yesterday, I originally was looking for small jelly toys to cut open. Kids eat that shit up. Anyways, on the very bottom shelf of the childrens toy section, I saw these little bags with interesting looking vehicles on them. They felt very heavy to the touch, almost like a steel or metal. I was sold, these were going to start the series!

Upon bringing these home, the main focus was coming up with a name for my little “show” . I didn’t want anything generic or anything that was already taken, however I really liked the name “Worth It?”. Damn you BuzzFeed! Since this particular upload goes up on Sundays, we thought of Sunday Funday, one of the ideas was Building With Ash… I went back to the drawing board and just browsed my YouTube homepage for ideas.

A notification from Pinterest popped up in my notifications, it said “New D.I.Y Ideas For You…” and it clicked. D.I.Y… something that can be condensed into an acronym! I buy these items to build, use them to see what they are, and ask myself why did I buy these? Build it, Use it, Why did I do this?  When I pitched this idea to the boys, it was an immediate yes! It just sounds good when you say it! B.U.WHY?

In this video, the two little items I purchased essentially ended up being model go-karts. These are definitely good for the little engineer in you. I’m 23 years old and found great enjoyment building these. They end up looking just like the video, but the instructions are good for nothing. Also, if you have sausage fingers, like me, it’s just a little bit more of an added challenge. 😉

I’m going to link the video here CLICK ME because I’ve added a giveaway to the video. To enter the giveaway, all you have to do is be subscribed to me and leave a comment on that particular video of your favorite emoji. {EXAMPLE: 👽} I will pick a winer by Friday January 20, 2017 @8pm. Giveaway is open anywhere, as long as you follow the rules accordingly. Good luck!

Thanks for reading, thanks for watching – a new episode of B.U.WHY? is out every Sunday! As well as my Tuesday & Friday videos! Like & subscribe and tell me what you think!

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